Saturday, March 3, 2012
Papa's Arm
i do not remember where we shopped for clothes when i was a child, but we were in a place where clothes were sold. I was between the ages of 3 and 7 i was, and still am, an adventuror with a wander lust, a propensity for mischeif and an imagination to boot. I walked in to the store under the vigilant supervision of my parents but made short work of escaping their sight and slipping off in search of bargains. i can only laugh at imagining my fellow shoppers watching on as some 2 foot tall fat blonde kid peroused comfortably through the merchandise. As it came to pass though i tired quickly of shopping and decided to go into imagination mode. The first rule of survival is to find shelter, i found comfortable accomodations within a circular rack of discount items. i sat there cozily and planned my next move...food, gotta find food if you are to survive. My thoughts however were interrupted by my fathers hands which i noticed had begun shuffling through the walls of shelter searching for a reasonably priced item im sure. How did i know this was my father you ask? Well he had hairy hands and so does my dad. So without thinking much more on the matter i cling on to my dads hands and fore arms much like a playfull kitten would capture a ball of yarn with all four paws. My dad shrieked in terror which is understandable beacuse he had no idea i was in there. Thats right, my dad had no clue where i was and neither did the guy whose arm i was clinging to until a second ago. i dont remember much after that, but i can be pretty sure that imagination time was over and i probly embarked on a pretty desperate search for a familiar face.
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at the risk of sounding like i care about your petty games i will add a comment to this pose. this game is called clothes rack snatcher. I was taught how to play this game by my neighbors older brother donny mcclangenboom. this game was the start of the initiation process for our bones collecting club. 6 arms snatched in an hour and you were in. To clarify, james' "imagination" made up no such game. this is the story of james only getting one are in the allotted initiation hour. this also tells you why he doesnt remember what happened after he snatched only one arm. Because after he failed he spent all of his time not being in our club.
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